A 30-second commercial for my class at UCF, DIG3286C, assembling digital media.
The clips were from various YouTube videos. Music is by Children of Bodom.
I used Final Cut Pro for everything except ‘ANNIHILATED’ and ‘MEGA MONSTER TRUCK RALLY’ which were made in LiveType using some default effects. I did the voiceover in ProTools LE.
“Sunday! Sunday Sunday!”
“Be Here or Be Queer!”
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LOLs
Crazy to think 11 years later you'd be taken out and shot for this instead of passing your class.
LOL! I found this while researching commercials for a charity event. Awesome stuff!
This is some actual shit in the south and you wonder why I don’t fucking like you. Wait a minute, if we combined it with a half marathon beforehand I think i might like it. Wait no, no actually you would have Created the perfect shit storm of dumbfuckery that is the embodiment of a culture that has no idea how mathematics works.
Lol at the people who don’t understand satire. You should’ve known it was fake when they mentioned the BBQ Twinkie cookoff
My friend didn’t get this reference and I’m confused as to where I even know it from, couldn’t explain it
dutch oven? haha wtf
When the priest tells you what day to go in a church.
Amrica.
Just for any who thinks this is real it's a parody. Not that that is going to stop a million more commenters thinking this is real or at trolling (hard to tell who's serious). .
TEN BUCKS, OUTRAGEOUS
Be here or be queer lol
Looks like I'm not going to be there then OwO
citrus bowl
demon seed
BALL BUSTER
dutch oven
twinkie bbq cookoff
one can of natural lite (and only one lol)
this is hilarious
Classic inbred hick retard white trash.
PREPARE TO GET
AH-NA-YULL-AY-TED!
Deadass thought this was legit until the end
Best commercial ever!! I want the free Natural Light!!
This is litterally america in one ad
Took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it's a parody, though in my defense I had clicked away and missed "Dutch Oven" the first time.
DEMON SEED
BBQ twinkie cookoff…What? LOL dying
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This should be America's new anthem.